<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:38:46.477-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Overheard in Halifax</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>30</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-111185775110189643</id><published>2005-03-26T09:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T09:22:40.426-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Say Cheese!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Sincerely eager woman:&lt;/strong&gt; Quick, let's go! They're having a cheese demonstration!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;-Halifax Farmer's Market&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Overheard by Cynthia&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-111185775110189643?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/111185775110189643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=111185775110189643' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111185775110189643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111185775110189643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/03/say-cheese.html' title='Say Cheese!'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-111185770821736447</id><published>2005-03-26T09:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T09:21:48.220-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Judge Judy versus Dr. Phil</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Older man:&lt;/strong&gt; I hope the bus comes soon, I gotta get home to watch Judge Judy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Woman:&lt;/strong&gt; You like that show, do you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Older man:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh yes..if you've never laughed in your life, she'll make you laugh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Woman:&lt;/strong&gt; Well, you don't want to miss that...do you watch Dr. Phil?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Older man:&lt;/strong&gt; Well, not really...I mean I'm sure he's a nice fella and all...but, I tell ya, some of these people on his show, I don't know where he gets them. I'm a Newfoundlander, and when I have a problem I solve it myself, not expose it to the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Bus Stop&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Richard&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-111185770821736447?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/111185770821736447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=111185770821736447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111185770821736447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111185770821736447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/03/judge-judy-versus-dr-phil.html' title='Judge Judy versus Dr. Phil'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-111103225624425077</id><published>2005-03-16T19:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-16T20:04:16.250-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Colours of the rainbow, Sackville-style</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Nostalgic co-worker:&lt;/strong&gt; "My hair's been every colour of the rainbow, but the one I couldn't pull off was black. I'm way too honky for that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Brunswick Street&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Jon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-111103225624425077?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/111103225624425077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=111103225624425077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111103225624425077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/111103225624425077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/03/colours-of-rainbow-sackville-style.html' title='Colours of the rainbow, Sackville-style'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110934995663935834</id><published>2005-02-25T08:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T08:45:56.643-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Man:&lt;/strong&gt; I wish I could take you home tonight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Woman:&lt;/strong&gt; Why can't you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Man:&lt;/strong&gt; I'm gay.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Cheers&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Overheard by John&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110934995663935834?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110934995663935834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110934995663935834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934995663935834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934995663935834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/thanks.html' title='Thanks'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110934975286951183</id><published>2005-02-25T08:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T08:42:32.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Genius</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Genius:&lt;/strong&gt; Did you ever read the Great Gatsby?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy who is obviously missing something:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah, I thought it was great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Genius:&lt;/strong&gt; Did you know that every character was the same character?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy who is obviously missing something:&lt;/strong&gt; What? I don't know what you mean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Genius:&lt;/strong&gt; I mean that every character was just a variation on one character.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy who is obviously missing something:&lt;/strong&gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Genius:&lt;/strong&gt; It's like every celebrity. They are the same person just different.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Killiam Library&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Pauline&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110934975286951183?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110934975286951183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110934975286951183' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934975286951183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934975286951183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/great-genius.html' title='The Great Genius'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110934948201618168</id><published>2005-02-25T08:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T08:38:02.020-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Old man take a look at my life, i'm NOT like you...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Old man:&lt;/strong&gt; Do you like snakes?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Young woman:&lt;/strong&gt; Um...no, not really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Old man:&lt;/strong&gt; No one respects snakes. They're the most powerful of all creatures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Young woman:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh, there's my bus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Bus stop&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Tom&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110934948201618168?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110934948201618168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110934948201618168' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934948201618168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934948201618168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/old-man-take-look-at-my-life-im-not.html' title='Old man take a look at my life, i&apos;m NOT like you...'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110934927285324665</id><published>2005-02-25T08:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T08:34:32.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Guys and Dolls</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Guy:&lt;/strong&gt; I like your look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; Hee hee, thanks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah. You look like a porcelain doll.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy:&lt;/strong&gt; It's your forehead. It's perfect. It makes you look smart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Metro Bus&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Allen&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110934927285324665?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110934927285324665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110934927285324665' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934927285324665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110934927285324665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/guys-and-dolls.html' title='Guys and Dolls'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110884829476774202</id><published>2005-02-19T13:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T13:24:54.770-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Martha Stewart 0, SMU Students 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;SMU girl:&lt;/strong&gt; That's gross!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SMU boy:&lt;/strong&gt; No.. I like peanut butter.  I like bacon.  I like bread.  ... I like grilled...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- St Mary's University&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110884829476774202?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110884829476774202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110884829476774202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110884829476774202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110884829476774202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/martha-stewart-0-smu-students-1.html' title='Martha Stewart 0, SMU Students 1'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110875601679154040</id><published>2005-02-18T11:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T11:46:56.793-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is this a good pick up line?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Black Guy Dancer:&lt;/strong&gt; You dance really well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White Girl Dancer:&lt;/strong&gt; Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Black Guy Dancer:&lt;/strong&gt; Like, really well. I can't believe you're white! You must have some black in you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White Girl Dancer:&lt;/strong&gt; Nope, I don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Black Guy Dancer:&lt;/strong&gt; Would you like some black in you? (winks)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Marquee's Retro Night&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by A.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110875601679154040?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110875601679154040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110875601679154040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875601679154040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875601679154040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/is-this-good-pick-up-line.html' title='Is this a good pick up line?'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110875534434517770</id><published>2005-02-18T11:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T11:35:44.366-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Send my Love</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Ring. Ring. Ring.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; Hi...is Austin there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh, I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh. Okay...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; What number were you trying to call?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; Um. 423-####.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; That is my phone number. Perhaps you wrote it down wrong?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah...if you do see Austin, can you tell him that I love him? And also tell him that my heart breaks every moment I am not with him and I can't take it anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; I don't know an Austin, though...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; What did you say? I can't hear you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Me:&lt;/strong&gt; I said that I don't know an Austin. I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl on the other line:&lt;/strong&gt; What...? I can't hear you. I really wish I could hear you...please send my love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dead tone.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- On the phone&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Lindsay&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110875534434517770?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110875534434517770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110875534434517770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875534434517770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875534434517770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/send-my-love.html' title='Send my Love'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110875509702430959</id><published>2005-02-18T11:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T11:31:37.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh, okay!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Girl 1:&lt;/strong&gt; What do you get a guy for Valentine's Day?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl 2:&lt;/strong&gt; I don't know, nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl 2&lt;/strong&gt; (after some thought): Oh, a blowjob.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Valentine's Day card section&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Crystal&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110875509702430959?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110875509702430959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110875509702430959' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875509702430959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875509702430959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/oh-okay.html' title='Oh, okay!'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110875495343544637</id><published>2005-02-18T11:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T11:29:13.436-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At least it wasn't a 1-900 number</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Pre-Med/Dentistry/Other Health Profession Student:&lt;/strong&gt; So I'm on the phone with this woman, asking for the phone number. She says, "555-five six oh eight." Now I thought she said "Oh, wait," because she forgot the number and had to look it up, so I reply, "Okay." So there's a long silence because I thought I was just waiting for this woman to look up the phone number. Then after awhile I hear her say hello. "Hey. "You're still on the phone?" "Yeah." "...Can I help you?""I was waiting for you to give me the number." "I already did""You did?" "Yeah. It's 555-5608" "Oh. Um, thanks, bye."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;-Tupper Building, Dalhousie University&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Cynthia&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110875495343544637?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110875495343544637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110875495343544637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875495343544637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110875495343544637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/at-least-it-wasnt-1-900-number.html' title='At least it wasn&apos;t a 1-900 number'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110801203120300899</id><published>2005-02-09T20:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-09T21:07:11.203-08:00</updated><title type='text'>...and I have no tact</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Guy #1:&lt;/strong&gt; He's so great in bed. He's not much good for anything else, though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy #2:&lt;/strong&gt; What do you mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guy #1:&lt;/strong&gt; Come on, have you ever actually &lt;em&gt;talked&lt;/em&gt; to him?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Feisty Chick&lt;/strong&gt; (steps out of a cab and goes over to Indie Guy, directly in front of Guy #1 and Guy #2, and asks): Do we have to wait in line even if we're on the guest list?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Indie Guy:&lt;/strong&gt; Yup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Feisty Chick:&lt;/strong&gt; That is G-H-A-Y!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Indie Guy&lt;/strong&gt; (to Guy #1 and Guy #2): It's alright, she's a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- In line outside of The Marquee Club&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Sam E.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110801203120300899?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110801203120300899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110801203120300899' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110801203120300899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110801203120300899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/02/and-i-have-no-tact.html' title='...and I have no tact'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110714118878877656</id><published>2005-01-30T19:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-30T19:13:08.790-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't cry over spilled...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; It's just a fact that the men's washroom is always smelly and gross.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Guy:&lt;/strong&gt; You're so narrow-minded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; When I lived with two men, they never spilled any piss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Perk's on Quinpool&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Gerald&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110714118878877656?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110714118878877656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110714118878877656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110714118878877656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110714118878877656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/dont-cry-over-spilled.html' title='Don&apos;t cry over spilled...'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110636945023179983</id><published>2005-01-21T20:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-21T20:53:27.766-08:00</updated><title type='text'>He Scores, He Shoots!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #1:&lt;/strong&gt; I feel like I'm watching a different game now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #2:&lt;/strong&gt; That's because it's backwards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Halifax Metro Centre, Section 20, Row N&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Jim&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110636945023179983?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110636945023179983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110636945023179983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110636945023179983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110636945023179983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/he-scores-he-shoots.html' title='He Scores, He Shoots!'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110636927866838004</id><published>2005-01-21T20:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-21T20:53:44.336-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quality Metro Centre Chairs or Quality Friends?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #1:&lt;/strong&gt; I think I'm stuck to my seat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #2:&lt;/strong&gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #1:&lt;/strong&gt; I said I think I'm stuck to my seat. There's something sticky on my seat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #3:&lt;/strong&gt; Maybe it's gum?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snotty Girl #2:&lt;/strong&gt; Maybe it's because you crapped in your pants?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Halifax Metro Centre, Section 20, Row N&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Jim&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110636927866838004?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110636927866838004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110636927866838004' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110636927866838004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110636927866838004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/quality-metro-centre-chairs-or-quality.html' title='Quality Metro Centre Chairs or Quality Friends?'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110540337837866527</id><published>2005-01-10T16:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-10T16:29:38.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Coffee Talk</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Junkie #1:&lt;/strong&gt; What religion are Asians?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Junkie #2:&lt;/strong&gt; You know, the religion of the Asians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Coffee Junkie #1:&lt;/strong&gt; Ah...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Tim Horton's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Chris&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110540337837866527?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110540337837866527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110540337837866527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110540337837866527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110540337837866527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/coffee-talk.html' title='Coffee Talk'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110531979967268855</id><published>2005-01-09T17:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T17:17:05.503-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Man Who DIDN'T KNOW Too Much</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Tourist #1:&lt;/strong&gt; (referring to statue) Who is it of?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tourist #2:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh, it's Hitchcock for sure. Halifax likes their movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- In front of the Spring Garden Library (Sir Winston S. Churchill statue)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Brian&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110531979967268855?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110531979967268855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110531979967268855' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531979967268855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531979967268855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/man-who-didnt-know-too-much.html' title='The Man Who DIDN&apos;T KNOW Too Much'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110531906213357143</id><published>2005-01-09T16:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T17:20:32.106-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I think we must reassess our "maker"...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Older Lady:&lt;/strong&gt; Oprah has participated in my friend's emotional therapy courses and now uses her ideas on her show and doesn't give her credit at all for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Keen Young Adult:&lt;/strong&gt; That's horrible. Does your friend have a website or contact where I can find out more info on her programs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Older Lady:&lt;/strong&gt; No. She's a VIP. She doesn't need a website or those things. She has to turn away work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Subway&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Bernetta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Young Chap:&lt;/strong&gt; Oprah is God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- #1 Bus&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Bernetta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[EDITOR NOTE: Both overheard on the same day]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110531906213357143?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110531906213357143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110531906213357143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531906213357143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531906213357143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/i-think-we-must-reassess-our-maker.html' title='I think we must reassess our &quot;maker&quot;...'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110531835020462232</id><published>2005-01-09T16:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T17:07:36.253-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Ol' Cousin IT</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Older Great Uncle:&lt;/strong&gt; (speaking to his wife loudly) So, do you think we're going to make &lt;em&gt;it&lt;/em&gt; tonight?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Everyone:&lt;/strong&gt; (laughs)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Great Uncle:&lt;/strong&gt; Make it home. Home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Family Function, Robie Street&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Patricia (niece)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110531835020462232?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110531835020462232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110531835020462232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531835020462232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531835020462232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/good-ol-cousin-it.html' title='Good Ol&apos; Cousin IT'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110531778450366115</id><published>2005-01-09T16:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-09T16:43:04.503-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ready to Serve</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Older couple:&lt;/strong&gt; He heads off to the dairy case for something as his wife says, "I'll be in kitty litter."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Sobey's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Susan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110531778450366115?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110531778450366115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110531778450366115' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531778450366115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110531778450366115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/ready-to-serve.html' title='Ready to Serve'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110494189146609500</id><published>2005-01-05T08:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-05T08:18:59.093-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Moore Marx</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Black Man:&lt;/strong&gt; Man, I need to get a power suit for work. So I can look all professional and shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White Man:&lt;/strong&gt; Cool man. You start Friday?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Black Man:&lt;/strong&gt; Yea...yup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White Man:&lt;/strong&gt; What are you thinking?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Black Man:&lt;/strong&gt; I don't know suits man. I want something that grabs people's attention. That stands out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White Man:&lt;/strong&gt; I know suits. I know what means power. What about a &lt;em&gt;white power&lt;/em&gt; suit?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Moore's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Mike&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110494189146609500?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110494189146609500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110494189146609500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110494189146609500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110494189146609500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2005/01/moore-marx.html' title='Moore Marx'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110455860823126357</id><published>2004-12-31T21:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-31T21:50:46.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ashlee is so Metal, too.</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Teenybopper Poseur #1:&lt;/strong&gt; Closet Monster is so punk rock!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Teenybopper Poseur #2:&lt;/strong&gt; No they're not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Teenybopper Poseur #1:&lt;/strong&gt; Ok, then who is?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Teenybopper Poseur #2:&lt;/strong&gt; AC/DC, for sure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Billy Talent show at The Forum&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by H&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110455860823126357?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110455860823126357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110455860823126357' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110455860823126357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110455860823126357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/ashlee-is-so-metal-too.html' title='Ashlee is so Metal, too.'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110436857203076838</id><published>2004-12-29T16:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T17:05:41.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wax On, Wax Out?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Office Metrosexual:&lt;/strong&gt; Hey, thanks for loaning me your ear-cleaners...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Prince Street&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110436857203076838?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110436857203076838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110436857203076838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110436857203076838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110436857203076838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/wax-on-wax-out.html' title='Wax On, Wax Out?'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110417574310644940</id><published>2004-12-27T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T17:05:19.610-08:00</updated><title type='text'>One-line Deliverance</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Spaced-Out Eater:&lt;/strong&gt; I see you talking, but all I hear are dueling banjos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Montana's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Jon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110417574310644940?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110417574310644940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110417574310644940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110417574310644940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110417574310644940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/one-line-deliverance.html' title='One-line Deliverance'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110367916662175518</id><published>2004-12-21T17:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-21T17:32:46.620-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pop Goes the "Scenester"</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Drunk &amp; Stoned Scenester (in an incredulous voice):&lt;/strong&gt; And another thing about the Pop Explosion sucking was that, you know, I was sitting on my couch till 11, walk down all stoked to see The Organ, and it was sold out!  I couldn't get in!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pop Explosion Organizer (in an exhausted/Jesus what a twat voice):&lt;/strong&gt; Well you know that, that really isn't our problem...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Ginger's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by W&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110367916662175518?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110367916662175518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110367916662175518' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110367916662175518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110367916662175518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/pop-goes-scenester.html' title='Pop Goes the &quot;Scenester&quot;'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110325284972623011</id><published>2004-12-16T19:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-16T19:07:51.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Insufficient Data</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dork:&lt;/span&gt; Do you have any XBox Memory Chips?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Clerk:&lt;/span&gt; Whaaa...?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dork:&lt;/span&gt; You know, uh, memory chips?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Clerk:&lt;/span&gt; (jaw drops open)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dork:&lt;/span&gt; Uh...the 8 Megabyte things you stick into your controller?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Clerk:&lt;/span&gt; (jaw still dropped open)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;- Toys R Us&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Jimmy&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110325284972623011?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110325284972623011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110325284972623011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110325284972623011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110325284972623011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/insufficient-data.html' title='Insufficient Data'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110325262226009839</id><published>2004-12-16T18:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-16T19:03:42.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Let Your Fingers Do The Walkin'</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Fratboy 1:&lt;/span&gt; It burned my fingers so bad, they practically froze like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Fratboy 2:&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;That's because you've got to grope 'er first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;- Metro Bus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overhead by Gerald&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110325262226009839?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110325262226009839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110325262226009839' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110325262226009839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110325262226009839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/let-your-fingers-do-walkin.html' title='Let Your Fingers Do The Walkin&apos;'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110324821967268680</id><published>2004-12-16T17:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-16T17:51:01.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Southern Exposure</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Male musician-type:&lt;/strong&gt; You're a black underwear kind of girl, aren't you? Like, black cotton. Am I right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah I am, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Male musician-type:&lt;/strong&gt; Yeah, white is so cliche.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; Yup. And black makes so more sense. Its more practical.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Male musician-type:&lt;/strong&gt; Absolutely...yeah...?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl:&lt;/strong&gt; Like, if your underwear is showing you look cooler if it is black, right? Like, it kinda doesn't look like underwear. I looks like a pleasant butt mask.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;- Metro Bus&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Bernetta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110324821967268680?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110324821967268680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110324821967268680' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110324821967268680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110324821967268680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/southern-exposure.html' title='Southern Exposure'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9614509.post-110306207087215371</id><published>2004-12-14T14:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-14T15:22:11.563-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Af-Quack!</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Hipster One:&lt;/strong&gt; Why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hipster Two:&lt;/strong&gt; I just don't think taking a duck is going to solve our problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;-Public Gardens&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overheard by Bernetta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9614509-110306207087215371?l=overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/feeds/110306207087215371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9614509&amp;postID=110306207087215371' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110306207087215371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9614509/posts/default/110306207087215371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://overheardinhalifax.blogspot.com/2004/12/af-quack.html' title='Af-Quack!'/><author><name>Overheard in Halifax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05835992621752766273</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/3205overheard.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
